Anyone who has a sticker of Calvin (from the Calvin and Hobbes comic strip) urinating on something they dislike. For example, the driver of a Ford might have him urinating on the word "Chevy", and vice versa. A Pittsburgh Steelers fan might have him urinating on a Cleveland Browns helment. Just a few words: You people are fucking idiots.
I know its your car and you can do whatever you want with it, who am I to stop you. But if you would just stop and think for a minute and maybe balance a few issues, such as your hatred of Chevy/Ford/Hybrid cars or a particular football team or lawyers vs. the image of urine on your car.
Someone please explain to me why people do this. When placing a bumper sticker or an image on a car, you are giving it out there for the world to see. But what sometimes goes by without thought apparently, is that you can not discuss the issue with people. Maybe your grandmother was run over by an individual driving a Ford truck, and thus you now resent an loathe all Ford cars. But the guy driving the car next to you doesnt know that. There is no discussion on the matter. Why do you need to let the world know you hate something enough (a fucking car company?) to have a classic comic strip character urinating on. Its not even that you dislike Ford because of Henry Ford and his support of the Nazi's during WW II or anything credible like that. I guarantee its just that you think your Chevy is a superior automobile. Just so you know, my car gets me from point A to point B just fine. And I dont want to even know what you think of the fact that I bought a japanese car. Are people that lonely and have such low self esteem that they need to be a part of a group, not based on the car they buy, but the kind of car they hate.
The stickers have since changed to other issues - Osama Bin Laden and terrorists are popular one these days. I guess I just dont hate terrorism or Bin Laden enough to defile my car in such a manner. I assume the placement of the sticker was a measure designed to "support our troops," instead of actually joining the army and bringing some of those kids home.
And so you know, I drive a piece of shit. I am happy with my piece of shit. I dont need the a car to let people know how big(hummers) or smooth (corvette) I am, or even who I would like to urinate on. I'm just not into the urinating on someone fetish, but I dont knock those who are. Or maybe my car does define me, and I am a just a piece of shit.
Calvin and Hobbes was a great comic strip. Why would you ruin that.
I dont even have the words the desribe you assholes that actually buy the image of calvin defecating. What's next, Calvin giving something a dirty Sanchez. There is a certain level of stupdity that this crosses that I just cant understand, someone please explain it to me.
Next time: What to do about those people that own the t-shirts that read: My favorite team is X and my other favorite team is whoever is playing X's rival.
Do you even for a second get the fact that whoever is playing X's rival is probably in the same division as X and there most likely will play team X at least twice a season.
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