So I've Been Busy

This post should mark my triumphant return to the world of blogging. Or just another random rambling, in which I have no point, talk about things that only concern me and generally bore most people to death.

Recent highlights and lowlights: got a new job. I joined a new law firm as the head and sole member of the immigration department. They havent quite gotten to know me yet. Once they do, I'm sure they will tell their children stories about me. And write fanatastic haikus in my honor. I just started this week, but I already got to use the expression "C-bomb" in a a conversation. This cant fail.

Also, they boy is doing well. He will be 2 on Feb. 10. Which means, if I can make it that far without Child Services coming to my door, I will have been somewhat of a sucessful parent. The wife wants to get him a dude that dresses up as elmo and makes balloons. Clearly he is a big fan of both of these things. But frankly, is it right that a guy who dresses up as elmo and makes balloon animals gets paid an hourly rate of $150. What. The. Fuck.

The wife is doing well. She continues to rock my world. But like most couples, every so often we fight. At which point she just slow jams my world.

My sister in law is going through some hard times right now. With her permission, I will explain my convoluded involvement in her problems.

The dog is angry and bitter. He gets no attention and has become the red-headed step child of the family. I feel horrible. But do you know how hard it is to take a dog for a walk at the end of the work day, after taking care of a high energy 2 year old in the winter in Pittsburgh. I dont either. I just let him out in the yard. I did make him an egg with his breakfast this morning.

A few more highlights. I have been asked to co-organize a pub crawl after a friend's wedding. I am as giddy as a tweener that just met those jonas douchebags. I've never had the honor and downtown pittsburgh is perfect for a pub crawl. I hope to help make this one that is talked about for years and maybe if I'm good enough, every anniversary the wedding couple will celebrate another year of marriage by sending me coasters from their annual anniversary pub crawl.

And lastly, to the individuals who have visited this site, even though I didnt -thank you. To those from China, South Africa, Way the fuck up there in Canada and Russia - really? this page?

More to come later. I'd also like to see if the readers can tell if I am drunk or sober when writing these without looking at the post time.